yotfi is always looking for bright, enthusiastic, outgoing waffle eaters. the hiring process is an arduous one, but if selected rest assured you will stand amongst the elite. preferred qualifications:
- enjoys waffles
- does not enjoy fingers in waffles
- hates boston
- experience with baby squirrels (ideally albino)
- 500+ chicken parms consumed in fiscal year 2015
- intimate knowledge of the solar energy market
- at least 2 years of meatball sandwiches
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